The Most Exciting Find In History

Paul Smith

4 March 2024


The most exciting find in History is the conclusive and demonstrative evidence that the Bible – the Old and New Testaments – are founded on Psychedelic Drugs. Needless to say, this information is treated confidentially as if it did not exist. There have been a few claims put forward – both by popular and scientific authors – but they have all been FAILED CANDIDATES.

I once approached a member of Jehova’s Witness proselytising with his megaphone and asked him: “Do you know what Jesus Christ is?” He replied “What?” I said “A water-soluble alkaloid”. He replied in disgust: “Oh, you’re lost. Totally lost”. I walked away laughing my head off, thinking to myself “He can’t help it and he doesn’t know. It’s embedded within the text and within the myth he is responsible for spreading”.

There was also the discovery of Cannabis being used in Ancient Judaism. Again, this was almost passed over in complete and total silence as exciting news by the world and its media.

Unfortunately, when it comes to the discovery of treasures, Rennes-le-Château is STILL missing!

MSN did a “Top of the Pops” style of 30 of History's most fascinating finds by Aimee White, rising in stature. The verdict was as follows:

30...L'Anse aux Meadows, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada (Viking Settlement in the New World discovered in 1960, dating before Columbus)

29...Cave of Altamira, Spain (Prehistoric paintings discovered in 1868)

28...Troy, Turkey (Discovered by Schliemann in 1868)

27...Lake Ohrid (Europe's oldest lakeside village discovered in Lake Ohrid, Albania in 2023)

26...Aztec Sun Calendar Stone (found during the 16th-century)

25...Riace Bronzes, Italy (discovered in 1972)

24...Staffordshire Hoard, England (found in 2009 by a metal detectorist in Lichfield, Staffordshire, UK)

23...Canaanite comb, Israel (dating back to 1700 BC, found in 2017)

22...Etruscan and Roman statues, Italy (discovered in 2022, a hoard of 24 Etruscan and Roman statues dating from between the 2nd century BC and first century AD)

21...Petra, Jordan (rediscovered in 1812)

20...Sue The T. Rex, South Dakota, USA (one of the best-preserved Tyrannosaurus rex skeletons ever found, in 1990)

19...Venus de Milo, Milos, Greece (discovered in 1820)

18...Terracotta Army, Xi'An, China (discovered in 1994)

17...Cheddar Man, England, UK (dating from around 10,000 years ago, discovered in 1903)

16...Aten, Luxor, Egypt (discovered in 2021)

15...Gobekli Tepe, Turkey (although first discovered during the 1960s, its importance wasn't noticed until 1994)

14...King Richard III, England (discovered beneath a Car Park in Leicester in 2012)

13...Akrotiri, Santorini, Greece (excavations began in 1867)

12...Mungo Lady and Mungo Man, New South Wales, Australia (discoveries began in 1968)

11...Fossilised Footprints, White Sands National Park, New Mexico, USA (discovered in 2019)

10...Palace of Knossos, Crete, Greece (first excavated in 1878)

09...Rosetta Stone, Egypt (discovered by accident by soldiers in 1799)

08...Dead Sea Scrolls, West Bank (discovered in 1946)

07...Skara Brae, Orkney Islands, Scotland (excavations began between 1927-1930)

06... Nazca Lines, Peru (first studied during the 1920s but only gained real attention during the 1930s; dating to between 500BC and AD500)

05...Machu Picchu, Peru (discovered in 1911)

04...Lascaux Cave, France (artwork discovered in 1940, some 600 painted and drawn animals and symbols, plus up to 1,500 engravings)

03...Sutton Hoo, England (discoveries began during the 1930s of Anglo-Saxon objects)

02...Pompeii, Italy (first unearthed in 1748)

01...Tutankhamun's tomb, Luxor, Egypt (discovered by Howard Carter in 1922)



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